Tone Deaf Wood

Wood spends a great deal of time attempting to play Wack-An-SP during national Scientology ad campaigns. He loses sleep just to tweet “bigot” and “hater” to innocent people who are more informed about the cult than its victims like Wood. Their tenacious whining at hundreds of Twitter wise-crackers has always rendered various levels of amusement. In the heat of battle Wood took time to post this link:

https://aboveaverage.com/i-think-im-gonna-convert-to-scientology-after-seeing-that-super-bowl-ad/

Cheesy cult hucksters like Wood look for what sales people call “buy signals”, but Wood is so desperate for any validation, he missed this fact entirely: it’s a joke article.

People don’t look up from their beer and bean dip to decide to dedicate their life to a dangerous cult, no matter how much the ad looks like Apple from the 1990s.

Thanks, John! You provide hours of amusement!

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